By Know-It-All Jones   So every week we have these stupid *** bull**** meetings about what we are going to do for the upcoming week – new ideas, themes, etcetera, like anyone reads this piece of **** blog – We put our names into a hat, similar to a 50/50 raffle at a Little League baseball game, and agonize over what we will be matched with.  Here were some......

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  By Know-It-All Jones   After months of bull****, head of security for JC.Com Headquarters and my personal parole officer, Randy Thorpe, has informed me that my Jimmy Conrad-imposed sentence has been reduced due to excessive bouts of good behavior so I, again, am ready to write how I want and when I want and today I’m going to tackle one of my favorite subjects:  Things......

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  By Know-It-All Jones   I’ve been back from Seattle for 144 hours and I still haven’t ******* slept because Starbucks is still coursing through my veins. Man, what a ******* rush.   Apparently I have to talk about MLS Cup though since that’s why I was in Seattle. Tax write-off on the trip and all that. I can’t say I saw a whole lot of the game because......

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  By Know-It-All Jones     It’s been many moons since I have put pen to paper but in lieu of going into great detail trying to explain my extended absence, I have brought back a favorite topic of mine to avoid any direct or indirect questions about my whereabouts.   So now I offer you two bits of advice before you continue below:   1.  I only ......

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  By Know-It-All Jones   So here I am, back on the ******* road and this time to the ******* South.  I hate the ******* South especially in the ******* summer.  I thought once the ****sucker, everyone else calls Jimmy, came back to Headquarters things would settle down and I wouldn’t have to leave again with the ******* Randy Thorpe.  In fact, what the **** is......

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