By The Skipper     No matter what happens on the field this Wednesday night at RFK Stadium in the Nation’s Capitol when Seattle Sounders FC take on D.C. United, Seattle feels that they will have the final laugh in the course of the next year. The Sounders may not win the Dewar Cup, or a shot of Dewar’s, but they will be the choice of gamers all across the......

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  The Shaman     Kansas City, MO - The sound of a lone drum and chanting echoed through the hills surrounding the Kansas City Wizards Swope Park Training Facility. The drum was being played by a shaman brought to Kansas City to assist the Wizards in breaking the scoring drought which was testing the patience of player and fan alike. The move to employ a shaman was both......

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  By Dr. Soccer   Hi, I’m Dr. Soccer, welcome back to my clinic.  What’s troubling you today?  Hmm-mmm, I see.  H1N1?  Haven’t heard of it.  Should those letters and numbers mean something to me? Hmm-mmm.  Yes, I’m a real doctor.  Where are you going?  I haven’t even got to use my stethoscope yet.  Wait,......

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  By Know-It-All Jones   So here I am, back on the ******* road and this time to the ******* South.  I hate the ******* South especially in the ******* summer.  I thought once the ****sucker, everyone else calls Jimmy, came back to Headquarters things would settle down and I wouldn’t have to leave again with the ******* Randy Thorpe.  In fact, what the **** is......

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With the 2nd Annual JC.com Fantasy Football Draft complete, each team owner from the pre-determined Please Raise Your Children To Be Like Jimmy Conference will display their team name, team logo, projected starters, and a quick summation of why they will be crowned champion this year.  The results of the You Wish You Were As Cool And Handsome As Jimmy Conference were revealed two days ago......

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