By The Skipper   ** - Names Have Been Changed To Protect The Identity Of Our Inside Sources.   Following Sunday’s stunning 2-1 defeat of Manchester United, the Kansas City Wizards announced they have signed a colorful new player. Although his role within the team has yet to be finalized, he is said to be a bright addition.   “The Wizards would like......

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  by fanista   Dateline JULY 25, 2010 Kansas City Wizards vs Manchester United Football Club Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City, MO, USA   “I wanna be a billionaire so (extremely) bad.  Buy all of the things I never had.  
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine. 
 Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.” - Travis McCoy (from the song......

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  By fanista   Dateline: JULY 11, 2010 Netherlands vs Spain Soccer City Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa Place watched:  KC Live, Power & Light District, Kansas City MO   “We’re getting closer This isn’t over
… Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa” - Shakira (from the song ‘Waka Waka (this......

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  By JROCK     The North Koreans returned home two weeks ago from South Africa after being bounced from the 2010 World Cup, which not only did they fail to secure a single point during the tournament but they served as somewhat of a punching bag for several elite teams.  Now, due to reports from people near the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), word has leaked that many of the......

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Dear Aunt Gladys,   I have been watching this year's World Cup with increasing interest.  Something has me really concerned, however.  Can't they do something about the huge swarms of bees?  I have heard that the African bees are a problem, but haven't had any experience with the problems they cause... until now. - Intrigued   In Trees, you seem to be a little......

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