Table Tennis Tournament

Receptionist Gail Sands has been disqualified from the tournament and suspended from any JC.Com competitions for a year. After her victory against staff writer JRock, Ms. Sands volunteered to take a drug test administered by the U.S Anti-Doping Agency. A preliminary test found an unusually elevated synthetic testosterone level. Elevated levels of testosterone are revealed thourgh a testosterone-epitestosterone (T:E) ratio test. A normal T:E ratio is 1:1. Ms. Sands was over 5:1.

There is a feeling around JC.Com headquarters of both shock and vindication. JRock said, "I knew the way she was playing, she was on the juice or demonically possessed." Mr. Rock is pleased that he will get another chance at winning the tournament. His weed eater accident injuries are healed and his physian has released him to begin training.

Gail Sands has answered the phone at JC.Com for over fifteen years. According to co-workers Ms. Sands is dependable and plesant. Know-It-All Jones said, "I knew it all along, just the way she would say, "Thank you for calling JC.Com, How can I dircect your call?" Know-It-All is out of the tournament after being bulldozed by Todd Stevens.

The match between Dr. Soccer and The Skipper has been postponed until Wednesday.