Table Tennis Tournament

The east conference room at JC.Com headquarters saw a man play inspired table tennis earlier today. The one spectator saw Know-it-All Jones falling, again, to staff writer Todd Stevens by the score of 21-12. The match was not free of controversy. Mr. Jones, once again, accused Mr. Stevens of cheating, of poor sportsmanship and declared the sister of Mr. Stevens, "a common whore."

Todd Stevens came into the match as fit as he has ever been. It took just 17 minutes for Mr. Stevens to dispatch the proud and most of the time, unpleasant co-worker. Mr. Jones looked quite pedestrian and for most of the match was pinned to the conference room wall by forehand drives and slashing cross court shots. When Mr. Jones started to lose control of the match he resorted to old tactics. He delayed play by kicking the ball underneath the AV cart and accused Mr. Stevens of trying to gain a stronger foothold by placing thoughts in his head. Mr. Stevens denied the mind control charge and called it, "desperate."

Play will resume on Monday as Dr. Soccer will duel The Skipper. The match will be recorded by Dr. Soccer's nephew, Billy Soccer.