The Disciplinary Committee Suspends Know-It-All...

JC.com Headquarters (June 3rd, 2009) - The JimmyConrad.com Disciplinary Committee today issued the following statement:

The JC.com Disciplinary Committee suspends Superhero blogger Know-It-All Jones for two weeks without pay for inappropriate conduct against the pianist, Matthew Petrosa, who plays the piano in the lobby of JC.com Headquarters during break time. Know-It-All Jones heckled Mr. Petrosa incessantly for three days straight and spat in his general direction after Mr. Petrosa disclosed that he didn't know how to play Haydn Symphony No. 34 in d minor.  Mr. Jones will be suspended retroactive to the previous Monday, June 1st.