Apologies All Around

Readers,

Due to freak thunderstorms through the Midwest region of these great United States, the staff of JC.Com has been unable to secure a reliable internet connection (Thanks Time Warner Cable!) and as such, our commitment to produce up-to-the-minute coverage of the 2010 World Cup has been shaken but not stirred.

With that being said and to make up for the last few days, we promise to produce more of everything, including a swimsuit calendar, so come back and stay with us awhile.

Word to your mother,

Jimmy Conrad

[dictated but not read: TS]