The Differences Between Slovakia And Slovenia

By Dr. Soccer

In my first foray into World Cup Month on JC.Com, I am, like usual, dispensing valuable advice about health, safety, and sexual transmitted diseases so please pay attention to every word that I have to say because it could save your life.

The Top 5 Ways To Tell The Difference Between Slovakia and Slovenia

1.  They are spelled different.

2.  In Slovenia, the women have longer mustaches and thicker beards.

3.  In Slovakia, it is permitted to marry your sister.  Whereas, in Slovenia, it is only permitted to marry your sister if a goat presides over the service.

4.  The Slovenian national team’s nickname is the Green Dragons and, in Slovakia, dragons have been extinct since 1984.

5.  The Slovakians claim hockey great Stan Mikita as their most famous athlete and the Slovenians counter by saying, “Uh, um, we can’t compete with that but we do have topless beaches.”

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