Jimmy Conrad is suffering from an undisclosed sickness, apparently something that requires lots of NyQuil, so us staff have been quarantined until further notice. We consider the whole situation a mix of jury duty and traffic school and we are being kept in a room without windows. I am not at liberty to go into more detail.

If something new isn't posted on the blog in the next 36 hours, then please call 911.

Thank you.

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