The Good Doctor Is In
By Dr. Soccer
In an effort to peel the layers back on the onion known as Jimmy Conrad, I took leave from my medical responsibilities for a day and interviewed his family, friends, and various staff members to come up with the following list:
THE TOP 5 ACTRESSES THAT JIMMY HAS HAD A CRUSH ON OVER THE YEARS
Rachel McAdams
“Jimmy goes on and on about her performance in The Notebook. What heterosexual male admits to watching The Notebook?” – Jimmy’s brother, Dylan
Sophie Marceau
“Jimmy would always say, “Listen, if she’s not in your top 5 of all-time, we’re not friends anymore.” – Jimmy’s best friend, Ryan
Ashley Judd
“I thought showing him this picture of her with short, straight hair would change his mind. It didn’t.” – Jimmy’s sister, Amanda
Priscilla Barnes
“Whilst still a boy, Jimmy would only watch the Three’s Company reruns that she was in. In my opinion, any actress standing next to the Janet character was going to look better than normal.” – Jimmy’s Dad
Angela Lansbury
“I can’t explain it. We watched her as a guest star on Magnum P.I. when he was 7 and any time a birthday or Christmas rolled around he wanted an Angela Lansbury poster for his room. It broke my heart to tell him that she wasn’t pretty enough to have her own poster.” – Jimmy’s Mom
on 02.07.10 at 11:15 pm umberto wrote: I actually dated Sophie Marceau. We discussed marriage but we were both too young. Seeing her picture brought back many memories, some good, like the walks on the beach, some not so good, like when I stood before the judge with him going on and on about the restraining order which I guess I violated when I ended up inside her house..... |
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on 02.05.10 at 3:31 pm jimmyconrad wrote: I'll admit it. My family knows me pretty well. Now, I'm not sure what kind of order these pictures are in but I'd say Sophie Marceau is my #1. She's, to borrow a phrase from MC Hammer, too legit to quit. |
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on 02.04.10 at 5:40 pm jrock wrote: I won't lie that big bag of wrinkles, Angela Lansbury, is a piece. |
