The Good Doctor Is In
By Dr. Soccer
Back from a month-long journey to the outer reaches of the Earth to save people from their inner selves, I have decided to rededicate this piece of cyberspace real estate afforded to me by my boss, Jimmy Conrad, to be more Jimmy-centric because it is his site and all. And no, I didn’t fly all around the world to come back and sell out. I just know more about Jimmy than I should and thus, so should you.
FIVE FUN FACTS FROM JIMMY’S YOUTH:
1. Jimmy wore his unwashed Yoda underoos for multiple days in a row because he loved them so.
2. Jimmy once got a rock stuck up his nose in kindergarten and an ambulance had to come and get it out with a small tube, some straws, and a pair of tweezers.
3. Jimmy had lice in the 5th grade and went to the barber to get his head shaved and the barber refused and chucked him out for bringing lice into his establishment.
4. Jimmy used to buy Push-Ups from the ice cream man. And sometimes Nerds if he had enough money left from his allowance.
5. Jimmy was a champion thumb wrestler in his age group.
The views and opinions expressed in this column are those of Dr. Soccer, and not of the JimmyConrad.com staff (save for one) or or Jimmy Conrad, who wishes they still made Yoda underoos stating, "I think I look good in dark green."
on 01.12.10 at 12:04 pm fanista wrote: As a health conscious youth, I'd eat a bottle of Flintstones vitamins versus their push-up pop brethren. Now that I think about it, the orange vitamins tasted a lot like the orange push ups. Wonder why that was... what's that? ...Oh... |
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on 01.12.10 at 1:59 am umberto wrote: As a physician, is there a danger in wearing 'underoos' for multiple days, unwashed? Thanks for the site and I am going to take my answer off air. |
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on 01.11.10 at 3:51 pm jrock wrote: Does it ever freak Jimmy out how similar our youths were? I once had an eraser stuck up my nose and had to call the paramedics. I loved orange flinstone push-up pops. I had Lando Calrisian underoos and I currently have lice. |
