The First Official Blog by Jimmy Conrad

Welcome to the FIRST official blog on my site, the aptly named, JimmyConrad.com.  I intend to do many, many, MANY things with this technological power at my disposal and my hope is that you’ll enjoy the ever-evolving end product as much as I enjoy bringing it to you.

The site’s identity will vacillate from serious (rarely) to not so serious (mostly), with a hint of somewhere in the middle.  And like I mentioned above, I have a lot of plans but, unfortunately, not a lot of time due to my day job as Captain of the Kansas City Wizards in Major League Soccer.  So to fill any resulting void, I have empowered a team of Superheroes to help me satisfy the overwhelming demand for diatribes that I know will soon exist.  Each Superhero will play a pivotal role and although I do not personally endorse any of the Superheroes’ commentaries, each will answer to me, and me alone, and I’ll let it be known, right here and now, that I rule with an iron fist and a cheesy gold spiked bracelet like the bad guy in the Inspector Gadget cartoons.  (Continued below)

The full spectrum of my Superheroes’ capability is yet to be seen but, with their help, I envision a sweeter tomorrow that will include commercials, exclusive interviews, a video and photo gallery, game previews and reviews, must-have paraphernalia, THIS distinguished blog, a GPS map following my every move, never-before aired podcasts, and many other things I have yet to tap into.  So stay tuned this week as I introduce each Superhero complete with their profile, likeness, and reasons for being and follow us as we start the long, arduous journey we like to call total world domination.

This is JimmyConrad.com.  Your whole life will now change for the better.