The Good Doctor Is In - The Jimmy Conrad Week At...

By Dr. Soccer

In general, as a doctor, I tend to stay away from being a corporate shill unless they pay me under the table.  But, in honor of the staff’s decision to dub this week, “Jimmy Conrad Week at JimmyConrad.com,” I have decided to go pro bono and devote my weekly advice column to my aforementioned superior.  Take a peek.

THE TOP 5 REASONS WHY KIDS SHOULD GO TO THE JIMMY CONRAD SOCCER CAMP ON DECEMBER 27^TH AND 28^TH IN AUSTIN, TEXAS

1.  Campers will get to hear Jimmy talk about himself for a very generous price.

2.  Outside of the free adidas t-shirt, ball, and bag, campers will also receive complimentary ball inflation.

3.  In addition to the valuable soccer knowledge you will gain from a World Cup veteran, you will also receive tips and techniques to sculpt and maintain world-class hair - just like Jimmy.

4.  Unlike other soccer camps that employ foreigners with a British accent, you can actually understand what Jimmy is saying.

5.  I personally guarantee, as a licensed professional in the field of medicine, that the lives of these kids will change for the better.

The views and opinions expressed in this column are those of Dr. Soccer, and not of the JimmyConrad.com staff (save for one) or of Jimmy Conrad, who is deeply honored that Dr. Soccer would take the time to promote his camp.  Dr. Soccer can be reached for expert advice in list form at dr_soccer@jimmyconrad.com.

Any Jimmy Conrad Soccer Camp interest should be directed to the 'CAMPS' tab above.  Thank you.