The Good Doctor Is In

By Dr. Soccer

Hi, I’m Dr. Soccer, welcome back to my clinic.  What’s troubling you today?  Hmm-mmm, I see.  H1N1?  Haven’t heard of it.  Should those letters and numbers mean something to me? Hmm-mmm.  Yes, I’m a real doctor.  Where are you going?  I haven’t even got to use my stethoscope yet.  Wait, before you go, please read this.  It could help.

The Top Five Ways To Become Known As A Great Dribbler Of The Soccer Ball

1.  Tell people you’re a great dribbler.

2.  Watch Ronaldinho highlight videos on YouTube, specifically when he played for Barcelona, to learn proper technique.

3.  Practice dribbling in your spare time.

4.  Try new moves on little kids in your neighborhood before applying these moves in a real competition.

5.  Remember to pass to your teammates every once in a while so you’re not considered a ball hog.

The views and opinions expressed in this column are those of the author's, and not of the JimmyConrad.com staff (save for one) or of Jimmy Conrad, who most likely finds the subject matter to be foreign in nature since he plays defense and most coaches don't like defenders who dribble.