Please excuse the lack of anything of substance on the blog these last few days. All of us here at JC.com Headquarters have been inundated with today's Fantasy Football Draft. We have wasted hours upon hours of our lives researching this year's NFL rookie class, the projected starters, Tom Brady's knee, etc., and now the fun begins. Here is the draft order:

#1 - Staff Reporter Umberto Zappia

#2 - Receptionist Gail Sands

#3 - Pianist Who Plays During Break Time In The Lobby Of JC.com Headquarters Matthew Petrosa

#4 - Head Of Merchandise/Staff Writer JROCK

#5 - Major League Soccer Beat Reporter The Skipper

#6 - Janitor Jobe McHenry

#7 - Staff Physician/Advice Dispenser Dr. Soccer

#8 - Head Cheese/The Big Enchilada/The Top Banana Jimmy Conrad

#9 - The Much Despised But Very Entertaining Staff Writer Know-It-All Jones

#10 - Staff Writer Husband Gut

#11 - Legal Consultant Jean DuBois

#12 - Intern Todd Stevens

Results of the draft and previews of each team will be posted in the next few days.

If you need or want more, then please head to our updated video section for unending hilarity.

Much love.

Jimmy

COMMENTS: 1

on 08.17.09 at 7:38 pm jrock1 wrote:

Has Kathy Ireland, the kicker from Necesarry Roughness, gone pro?

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