Every four years the biggest sporting event in the world occurs and, from what I’ve been told, even God stops what he’s doing to take part in the festivities.  So, through varying degrees of blackmail, espionage, and torture, I have secured an exclusive interview with God himself and here is what he had to say:   Jimmy Conrad:  Your Royal Exaltedness, I know......

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  Dear Visitors Of JC.Com,   After a few weeks of minimal content on your favorite website, I have decided that's it time to pick up the slack so over the next 30 days and beyond, please bookmark www.jimmyconrad.com as one of your destinations for all the latest on the World Cup.  I promise you'll thank me later.   With......

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    By The Skipper     Following reports in the past week that U2’s lead singer, and world-renowned blowhard, Bono will have back surgery, Jimmy Conrad made himself available to the Irish rock group as a replacement. However, the other three members respectfully declined after the lead singer hurt his back further from the fits of......

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  By Fanista     Dateline MAY 23, 2010 KC Wizards vs Columbus Crew Community America Ballpark (CAB), Kansas City, KS, USA   “This is Bowie to Bowie, do you hear me out there man? This is Bowie back to Bowie I read you loud and clear, man. Your signal is weak on my radar screen. How far out are you man? I'm pretty far out That's pretty far out man” -......

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By JROCK      From time to time there are questions that bewilder us, that cause us pause.  So what I’ve done, with the help and esteemed opinion of my very good friend Beth (of Sexy Raccoon fame), is attempt to tackle one of those very questions.  What you’re about to read is a detailed true-life account of a conversation held between two friends......

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